just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
