His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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