I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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