all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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