I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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