Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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