Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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