would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
