Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
then he tried to convert me to islam
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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