spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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