Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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