Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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