stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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