Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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