Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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