sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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