k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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