First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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