Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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