Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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