White coat. Heels.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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