1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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