He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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