I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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