i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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