College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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