? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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