Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Small penises have feelings too.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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