Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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