So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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