and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Randomize
