my mouth tastes like poor choices
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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