i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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