Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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