i can't believe i had my finger in that
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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