Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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