and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
