I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Farmville is her only friend.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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