it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Soap is not a condiment
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Then you guys just all showered together...?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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