Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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