He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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