At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am available for nakedness
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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