I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The ass gains better be worth it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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