ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
