I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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