u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We need to rekindle our bromance
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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