My pussy is not your playground.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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