I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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