the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
4 words: hood of his car
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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