The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Whatโs the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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